- I threw my keys into a cauldron filled with molten steel!
- I threw a cactus at a blimp!
- I stuck my butt into a geyser just to feel relief!
- I brushed my teeth and ate an orange!
- I stared into that melty-face ark from Indiana Jones!
- I bought some meat out of a van!
- I gave my address to a charity!
- I ate a bug!
- I changed my password to “password”!
- I shared a milkshake with a guy who had some open sores!
- I let a dude photograph me eating a banana!
- I clipped my nails on the bus!
- I replied-all to an all-staff email!
- I threw a Mentos at a can of Coke!
- I sent a pizza to a ghost!
- I cut my own bangs in a bumper car!
- I gave the middle finger to a shark!
- I told my dentist to go nuts!
- I tricked a very famous horse into marrying me!
- I went to a biker bar and made fun of their beards!
- I signed a contract with a cloud!
- I gave a weak handshake at a job interview!
- I stole a nightstick from a cop!
- I went swimming right after eating lunch!
- I launched a Roman candle at a bag of snakes!
- I barbecued a hat!
- I didn’t use my hand to cover my PIN code at the ATM!
Get your votes in for dumbest thing ever written. I don’t care. I love it.